Even better than the real thing.

We were rather amused to read of servicemen's families creating 'flat daddies', so their kids can remember what they look like while they're off protecting the US from imminent invasion and nuclear death from Afghanistan Iraq Iran.

We're going to get one too. It will probably have more personality than most of the men we've dated.


[It'll probably be better in bed, too]

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