According to an ABC news report, John Edwards has been creepily flirting with a female juror while on trial for creepiness. Luckily, she's totally into it. "The juror clearly instigated the exchanges," the reporter claims. "She smiles at him. He smiles at her. She giggles. He blushes. The flirtation has become so obvious that even Edwards' attorneys have to work to suppress their laughter at the absurdity of it all." Yes. Good one, everyone. I'm sure they will have a beautiful life together. [NYMag]
Gregg Allman, 64, gets engaged for the seventh time—this time to a 24-year-old woman named Shannon. It doesn't really count, though, he says, because he totally didn't like those other dumb wives. "Out of his six marriages, Allman said he's only been in love with two of his six wives — but 'they didn't reciprocate.'" And anyway, Shannon isn't really wife #7: "That's not what she's becoming. She's becoming wife number one. I don't have a wife, I haven't had one for years." [Us]
Latisse model and former Lyte Funky One Brad Fischetti denies harassing women outside a Florida abortion clinic. He's not harassing them—duh—he's just creepily watching them and posting their names and pictures online! Some sample Tweets from last month: "MON I startd askng 4 ur prayrs, TUE no abortions. 2day, late term day closd! 2mrw closed! Othr clinic ownd by DR closd! ur prayers r wrking!" Dude, maybe pray for literacy next. [E!]
Aishwarya Rai Bachchan does not give a SHIT what you bitchez think about her baby weight. "I'm very thankful to everyone out there who gives me so much love and so much positivity that the negativity doesn't come in here, it just doesn't touch me at all." [Yahoo!]
- Lisa Rinna's toe was seen in public looking pretty much like a regular toe. [Radar]
- Natalie Portman took her child to a playground to spend time with other children. [People]
- Natalie Portman took her coat to the dry cleaners to spend time with other dirty coats. [JustJared]
- Christopher Eccleston does NOT feel guilty about leaving Dr. Who after one season seven years ago. [Express]
- Marion Barry did NOT mean to say "Polack," he meant to say "Polish." Kay. [NYMag]
- Kiera Knightley is NOT a not-engaged person anymore. [Reuters]
- Charlie Sheen did NOT buy Lawrence Taylor's Super Bowl ring for $230,000, since you keep asking. [Us]
- Alison Brie tells Conan that in art school "She Used To Hang Nude From A Tree ‘Like A Naked Monkey' To Cheer Up Her Roommate." [crushable]
- Michael Lohan rushed to the hospital because "It felt like someone had their hands on my head and were twisting my brain." [Radar]
- Something about wrestling. [AP]
- Cesar Milan would appreciate it if you spent a little more time thinking about dogs in the military (that's the human military—not some underground dog military). [HuffPo]
- Jenny McCarthy is dating a linebacker. [E!]
- Everyone's mad because they can't find John Travolta. Because obviously we deserve to know where he is at all times. [E!]
- Jimmy Fallon FINALLY gets to see some boobs. [TMZ]