Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth
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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth

Enjoy Your Watermelon, Kitten With Flattest Face Ever

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Recall, if you will, Bruce Springsteen's contribution to The Wrestler soundtrack.

Have you ever seen a one trick pony in the field so happy and free?
If you've ever seen a one trick pony then you've seen me.
Have you ever seen a kitten with literally NO profile eat a slice of watermelon?
If you've ever seen that kitten then you've seen me.
Then you've seen meeeeEEEEEE.

[Tastefully Offensive]