Many viewers were outraged that the passing of TV legend Jack Klugman — who played Oscar Madison on The Odd Couple — got very little airtime in the Emmy tribute that included a long memoriam to Cory Monteith. Klugman’s son Adam told the AP: “It’s an insult and it really seems typical of this youth-centric culture that has an extremely short attention span and panders to only a very narrow demographic of young adults.”
Jane Lynch, who presented the Monteith speech, told TMZ that she was a huge fan of Klugman’s, and if she were his son, she “might be upset too.” [EW, TMZ]
One week post-Liam Hemsworth split, Miley Cyrus and music producer Mike WiLL Made It are maybe-boning after being touchy-feely at the I Heart Radio festival. “Everyone knows they’re hooking up.” Apparently even Liam questioned their friendship while he was still engaged to her. Oooooooo. (That was a Maury audience noise, FYI.) [Hollywood Life]
Miley Cyrus cried while singing “Wrecking Ball” in Vegas, presumably not mid-twerk. [TMZ]
She also wore black nipple pasties and chilled with the Kardashians, like you do. [Us Weekly]
Lady Gaga and Adam Levine bitched passive-aggressively at each other on Twitter.
I am not the Art Police, but isn’t everyone kind of “recycling old art?” I love that Adam Levine is pretending that he has not made a grillion dollars by branding himself as basically Mick Jagger’s taint. [Daily Mail]
Andy Samberg married Joanna Newsom on top of a large forest mushroom with a deer officiating and an all-meadowlark Sharon and the Dap Kings cover band. [NYDN]
- Kelis paid $400,000 of a tax bill. [TMZ]
- Ashton Kutcher was Mila Kunis’ first kiss (ever) on That 70s Show. [E!]
- A bunch of pictures were leaked of Michael Buble circa 2000 getting a Handjob Lite in public. [Radar Online]
- Michael Douglas made a gay secks joke about Matt Damon in his Emmy speech. [CBS News]
- Why does Chris Brown think it’s a good idea to start shit with Jay Z?? [NYDN]
- Nick Carter says he had his first drink at 2 years old. [Radar Online]
- Buy a mold of Farrah Abraham’s vagina! Or don’t! [Radar Online]
- Casey Wilson got engaged to Happy Endings creator David Caspe. [NYDN]
- Kate and Wills and a fascinator Kate borrowed from Shoshanna Shapiro went to church. [Us Weekly]
- Jon Gosselin isn’t pressing charges against the paparazzi trespasser on his property. (Related: am concerned that Jon Gosselin is turning into Nell.) [TMZ]
- This roundup of Aaron Paul Emmy photos is YES. [People]
- Edie Falco getting teary-eyed during her James Gandolfini tribute is gahhhh. [Us Weekly]
- Kim Kardashian looks really low-key and beautiful when she’s not wearing one of the alien peplum scuba suits that Kanye picks out for her. [US Weekly]
- She also hangs with Oprah. [Us Weekly]
- Ticket sales for Drake’s tour aren’t great. Feel free to come cry into my flat bosom, Drizzy. [Page Six]
- IMPORTANT: this.
- “Rod Stewart passing dozens of people waiting on line for the iPhone 5S at AT&T on Broadway and 54th Street who gawked as he went into Starbucks next door.” Rod Stewart’s Sundays are as boring as ours, except that he thrusts his pelvis into the empty air the whole time. [Page Six]
- Jon Hamm is growing one epic Hemingway beard. [People]
- Rose Byrne is blonde, and ALSO, Bobby Cannavale called her “the love of [his] life” during his Emmy acceptance speech. God, I love them. [Us Weekly]
- Zosia Mamet told a pretty good story on the Emmy red carpet. “I had a very old woman come up to me on the subway and tell me that the faces that I made in the first episode when a guy is going down on me, that she still makes those faces when her husband goes down on her. Then I had to sit next to her on the subway for like the next ten stops and she kept on winking at me and I was just like: ‘We’re good’.” [Radar Online]