Oh man, I don't know if I can handle the cuteness that is Elvis Costello performing alongside Elmo, who is dressed like Elvis Costello, glasses and all! (Now there's a Halloween costume idea... Hipster Sesame Street!) Anyway, enjoy as they sing the tale about how mean, old Cookie Monster ate Elvis's beloved red number two — twice.
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Why are the only famous Costellos famewhoring my last name? Everyone knows that Elvis Costello's real name is Declan McMannis. And that dude from Abbott and Costello changed his name to Costello. Why aren't actual Costellos famous? Why must we tolerate these imposters? And why must virtually every person on the planet insist that my name is Italian. It is Irish, freaks!