Eating Disorder Website Concocts Most Illuminating Poll In History Of Internet Polling, And Perhaps The Universe

We didn't even know about The Skinny Website before we got this fucking job, but now we don't know how we ever lived without it! Not only is it devoted to our favoritest favorite subject (besides fourth-wave feminism, course), which is to say celebrity malnutrition, today they thought up the best subject ever for an internet poll, which is to say: whether Geri Halliwell has nice legs. Oh no. But yes!

Time for a poll... what do you all think - does Geri Halliwell have great legs? Why or why not? State your opinion in the comments section.


Even more compelling than the percentages — which the website has yet to tabulate OH THE ANTICIPATION — are, of course, the comments, which range from "They are just regular. Nicole Richie, Eva Longoria and Pam Anderson have great legs" to "ok. -not great- not toned - although no cellulite -which is good."

For what it's worth, we think cellulite is a clear signifier of brain activity, which is clearly not good.

Poll: Does Geri Halliwell Have Great Legs? [The Skinny Website]

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