Law and Order scribes, sharpen your pencils, 'cause we have a story for you: When a one-night-stand failed to call her again, Kristina Caban decided to lure him, years later, to a cheap motel room so she and her boyfriend could tie him down and brand his flesh with the letter "R." Samir "Sammy" Sara was enticed to a Chelsea hotel room by Caban with the promise of some midday nookie, the Associated Press reports, instead, Sara was met by Caban's boyfriend, Robert Testagrossa, and another as-yet-at-large thug, who tasered him, held him down and branded him with a heated metal wire in the shape of an R. Caban plead guilty and was sentenced on Friday to five years in prison. Testagrossa also got five years. The New York State Supreme Court Justice who sentenced Testagrossa and Caban called the crime "not remotely justifiable."

Note to Kristina Caban: A Crap Email From a Dude sent to Jezebel would have been similarly humiliating to your one-night stand and would have kept you out of the slammer!

NYC Woman Gets 5 Years For Branding Ex-lover [AP]