D'ough Nuts

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"The Simpsons" is giving one lucky viewer the chance to create his or her own character. Naturally, we suggest Jezebel Simpson. She's surly, sassy, and really likes doughnuts. But we could use a little help developing her catchphrase... [AP]

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Erin Gloria Ryan

It should be a really sarcasm-laden statement about her "place" in society.

"But you shouldn't listen to me. I'm a woman! And I'm not even pregnant!"

Or a dick joke. #thesimpsons