Since I'm old and live in a place where fashion is irrelevant (SORRY SF SORRY IT'S TRUE), I'm basically your grandpa when it comes to fashion, and everything else — but probably most especially farting. That wasn't the Soda Stream, it was my bowels!
Anyway, are these magical eyelash extensions freaky or fabulous? Or both? Would you wear these? Would be be humiliating or extra awesome if we showed up at the same party wearing them?