Don't fuck with this woman's food. After discovering that her boyfriend of five years had eaten the pork chops she'd prepared for herself, 45-year-old grandmother Tracy Wenn stabbed him with a dinner knife while screaming "Eat my pork, feel my fork!" (Yeah, she was drunk.) "I'm sorry about what I did to Anthony but you just don't eat my pork chops and expect to get away with it. They're my favourite and I'd made them with peas and carrots with onion gravy. I'd been thinking about that meal all day, it looked lovely when I put it in the fridge and when I got home and saw he'd eaten them I saw red... I like my food, especially chops. He hasn't done it since. That's taught him not to pinch my dinner." [Daily Mail]