Corsets. Daisy-Dukes. And lots of leathah. Dolce and Gabbana put the "Eurotrash" in "cowgirl," and the result was...beyond words.

You know who I can see in this? Jessica Simpson! If I were a designer, I know that's what I'd want to hear.

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I think we were all thinking the same thing: what this needs is a fanny pack.

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Leather eyelet short-shorts and a corset: I'd recommend this for meeting the in-laws.

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Let's throw a little Ren-Faire in there while we're at it!

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Oh yes, they did: bloomers.

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This is perfectly cute!

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Can you say "she's my cherry pie?" D&G can!

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We call this one "roll in the hay."

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The men, the jeans, the legend.
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DISCUSSION
I actually like the bathing suit...thing, but how can I put this delicately?
I CAN SEE HER LABIA.