Dog Gets 100 Balls for His Birthday, Just About Loses His Shit

Remember Maymo that Clumsy Cabbage Thief? (How is that not a children’s book yet?) Well, apparently it was the dog’s birthday recently, and Maymo’s owners decided to shower him with gifts: 100 balls. If it was my birthday, you know I’d be taking those 100 balls and making a goddamn ball pit à la Discovery Zone. The saddest ball pit there ever was.