There are just 21 days until the Autumnal Equinox, which means celebrities only have three weeks to get divorced if they want to join the list of famous people whose marriages have crumbled in the Summer of 2015. The exclusive club’s members include FKA Bennifer 2.0, FKA Gwavin, FKA Lamblake, and, as of today, FKA Chavril.
Yes, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger, beloved children of Canada, have called it quits, according to a post Lavigne put up on Instagram.
It is with heavy heart that Chad and I announce our separation today. Through not only the marriage, but the music as well, we’ve created many unforgettable moments. We are still, and forever will be, the best of friends, and will always care deeply for each other. To all our family, friends and fans, thank you sincerely for the support.
But there’s a silver lining on this crumbling maple leaf, and that’s really good headlines. Like, tremendously good. With a catalog like Chavril’s, they almost write themselves!
Here are some we almost used for this post:
- Hey (Hey) You (You) I Don’t Like My Husband!
- He Was In Nickleback, She Said, ‘I Hate Nickelback’
- Someday, Somehow, They’re Gonna Make It All Right, Wait Never Mind
- I’m (No Longer) With You
- They Are Less Than Just Good Friends, This Is How the Story Ends
- Why’d You Have to Go and Make Differences So Irreconcilable?
- Never Made It As a Wise Man, Couldn’t Cut It As a Husband Either
- So Much For Their Happy Ending
- Look at This Photograph, It’s of Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger Divorcing After Two Years of Marriage
Always look on the bright side of life, guys!
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