Do You Want Your Man to Be All Swift and No Drift?

This is an ad (presumably) for Philips Norelco BodyGroom shavers, and it’s cheesy and nonsensical as hell. Do you want your man to be “all swift and no drift”? I’m not sure if I do… first someone tell me what that means and I’ll let you know.

Well, at least bullshit “HAIR IS GROSS FOREVER” ads aren’t limited to feminine grooming products? So there’s that? Eh?