In this little promo for Kocktails with Khloé, Pauly Shore tried to get a fun conversation started about interracial relationships within the Kardashian family. Khloé Kardashian has a canned response that shuts Shore up pretty quick.
“All I can speak about is my vagina. That’s all I know. I’ve never seen a white penis. So, if you would like to show me yours, I’d like to see it. I’ve never seen one though.” The casual tone with which she says this makes me think it has worked to shut up many white men in the past.
Still, hard to believe she has never seen a white guy’s penis, even if she only asks them to show her in crowded rooms with a camera crew present. I’ve seen many a penis I didn’t ask to see, in all the colors of the human rainbow. But that’s a kock tale for another time.
Khloé also says she is not with Lamar Odom, and that her sisters’ vaginas are none of her business. That’s a lot to unpack in just 30 seconds, but not enough to make me watch the show, especially if Shore does eventually drop trousers.
Image screengrab via Pauly Shore.
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