Do Bill and Hillary have a "happy, loving marriage"? The Huffington Post's Rachel Sklar seems to think so, sufficiently that she sent me this clip wherein she says so on Fox News. To which I replied, "seriously, hillary has a happy and loving marriage? OH JESUS CHRIST." To which Sklar replied: "Come on! Hear me out! You don't think Hil and Bill are fucking partners through and through and through?" To which I replied: "uhhhhhhhhh, 'partners'... like we are with saudi arabia? or like china is with the sudan? or more like Intel and Microsoft?? seriously dude, I read the bernstein book and I realize they were once very passionately in love but there is such a thing as too much infidelity." And then she told me I won, because I read the Bernstein book, even though by "read" I kinda meant "the first 75 pages"... and we decided all politicians are too narcissistic and power-hungry to put the time in to create a truly happy marriage but that the Obamas definitely still have sex at least.