Dirty Diana

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[Washington, D.C., November 5. Image via Getty]

WASHINGTON - NOVEMBER 05: Anti-abortion demonstrator Diana Roccograndi of Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, wear a paper mask of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) while protesting outside the Cannon House Office Building November 5, 2009 in Washington, DC. The protesters were voicing their opposition to Congress' health care reform legislation, saying it supports government funding of abortion. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)



Is that a dude? Could they not scare up a real woman to participate in their bizarre theater of the damned? Look dude, as soon as you can squirt out an actual baby, you can tell me what to do with my ladyparts.

I'm just wondering when they'll be protesting in favor of prenatal care for all those precious, precious snowflakes? Or well-child checkups so we can address our skyrocketing infant mortality rates? I suppose a kid getting a vaccination isn't as "dog-bites-man" as some douche doused in red food coloring wearing a plastic baby doll like neck bling.

I weep for our future. #dianaroccograndi