Dina Lohan, Exploitative Of Her Daughter's Fame? Stop Playin! Next They'll Tell Us Paris Has Trouble Taking Responsibility For Her Own Actions!

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  • Scarlett Johansson totally did the drunk-bathroom-crying-to-Stella-McCartney-thing at the Costume Institute gala, presumably because her boyfriend and "great writer" Ryan Reynolds penned the next Grapes of Wrath and let her read it just before the event. [Gatecrasher]
  • Dina Lohan shocks the nation by using her deadbeat husband's name to try to score Rosie's role on 'The View.' Also, her friends call her the 'White Oprah.' [Page Six]
  • Apparently Jessica Biel has a purpose in life other than losing boyfriends to Scarlett Johansson, which is: Losing movie roles to Scarlett Johansson? Wait, are we the only ones who have never actually seen Jessica Biel appear in anything other than those men's magazine foldouts? She acts too?? [The Sun]
  • Penelope Cruz and Josh Hartnett hang out with other famous people in ridiculous venues, presumably get it on, about which we have nothing to say except that it's pretty irrefutably hot. [Page Six]
  • Isn't Cate Blanchett too old/non-illiterate for eating disorders? [The Superficial]
  • Recently-busted for drugs Tom Sizemore used to date Heidi Fleiss, so we can expect him to make perfectly responsible decisions regarding methamphetamine use too. [CBS News]
  • Paris continues to purge the members of her professional staff who are to blame for her inability to grasp the words "suspended license." [TMZ]

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