Utah cops say a woman stole two 14-karat gold bracelets from a pawn shop by swallowing them. The bracelets, valued around $2,000, have been recovered. Police spokesman Jeff Bedard says he doesn't know just how the jewelry was collected. And frankly, we don't want to know. [CBS News]
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WTF? I have a hard enough time trying to pass fruit with seeds and she's shitting out gold bracelets. I guess I'd make a bad thief.