Demi Moore Debuts Ashton Kutcher’s Sexier Replacement

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It appears that Demi Moore has found a novel way to cope with the dissolution of her six-year marriage to Ashton Kutcher – by jumping straight onto another strapping young lad. While there are no details as to the gentleman caller's identity, Ms. Moore was spotted climbing out of his SUV and into her own car on Saturday. Tip: you might want to put some kind of blocker for the word "cougar" on your computer if you're trolling through gossip sites over the next few days because that tired ol' term is about to get bandied about like nobody's business. Whatever, we're just happy girl is getting her own and that he doesn't look like a total frat boy. Image at link. [Radar]

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Doing the rounds for her weight-loss memoir I Got This: How I Changed My Ways And Lost What Weighed Me Down, Jennifer Hudson says she's pissed that the Photoshop hobgoblins trimmed her down to within an inch of her life for the cover of her eponymous 2008 album. "It's like, ‘Where's the rest of me?' They Photoshopped me probably to the size I am now on that cover, when we all know I was nowhere near that," she said. "To me, it did not send out a good message. And it did not represent me well. Did I not just prove that talent is enough if I made it this far? Being who I am, being the size that I am?" Now, I'm not a sleazy, opportunistic music exec but doesn't she get a final say on cover art? [NYDN]

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If you thought talk of Beyoncé's security detail blocking dads from seeing their sick babies was the last of the hospital drama surrounding Blue Ivy's birth you'd be dead wrong. Mothers from a breastfeeding class at Lennox Hill are discussing the possibility of a lawsuit against the hospital amid claims staff have been ignoring them to cater to the needs of their star patient. "Someone at the hospital should be protecting us patients," said an unnamed woman. [TMZ]
And it might have all been for nought, with talk that Beyoncé faked the pregnancy and used a surrogate. [Babble]
Apparently, she even had a big security meeting beforehand to confirm that she wouldn't be present in the delivery room when her baby was being born. [Sandra Rose]
Lucite is not just for the heels of exotic dancers, Blue Ivy's crib is made of it. [US]


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Are Penn Badgley and Zoë Kravitz over and out? They vacationed together in Miami over the holidays but he was seen dancing with friends at Southside in SoHo on Saturday with friends, including "very pretty girls." He was seen leaving with a brunette lass circa 3:30am, so either that Miami vacation didn't go so well or Penn be cheatin' – regardless, Gossip Girl star-fuckers get thee to SoHo. [Page Six]

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Keen on making some new online friends AnnaLynne McCord accidentally Tweeted a picture of herself with her nipple exposed. "This is for you @meganraee You rock! Xxx," she wrote. Her fan was suitably impressed: "@IAMannalynne <333 ahh thanks! you are so sweet! and thats definitely a great picture!" Soon realizing what she'd done, the 90210 actress replaced the picture with a more PG shot. But because the internet is your forever friend who eventually turns around to stab you in the back it's since been screen-grabbed to death. [NYDN]

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  • What we've all been waiting for, a blow-by-blow account of how terrible and allegedly violent Terrence Howard's marriage was. [The Daily Beast]
  • Everyone's favorite couple Kristen Wiig and Fabrizio Morietti are still going strong, requesting songs from the "La Bamba" soundtrack while out partying the other night. [Page Six]
  • Folks in line at Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf laughed when the cashier asked Matt Damon his name for his order. [Page Six]
  • Single mom Christina Aguilera says it's been hard raising her kid alone after the divorce. [NYDN]
  • Charlie Sheen upsets fans of his antics by claiming that he's "not crazy anymore" – dang. [NYDN]
  • Kim Richards is out of rehab and was either "doing well" or "very defiant" while on the inside, depending on who you ask. [NYDN]
  • Normally I care about Carrie Underwood as much as the next person, but with news she saved a dog who'd been thrown from a car by its owner I'm ready to be jumped in to her fan club. [E!]
  • In sad and vaguely related news, Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick's dog has died. [ONTD]
  • Justin Bieber comes across all Eyes Wide Shut in a ludicrous attempt at going incognito. [E!]
  • With all of the brouhaha going on in the wake of her marriage bust-up Katy Perry is nixing her appearance at the People's Choice Awards. [E!]
  • I for one don't believe it, but Russell Brandwas apparently pissed over Katy's friendship with her ex. [Mirror]
  • Or maybe it was Russell fucking his way through a sororities that did the trick and soiled their marriage. [Daily Mail]
  • Seeing Angelina Jolie fawning over the kid from Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close is hands-down adorable. [E!]
  • Gossip writers looking for filler are thankful to Michelle Williams for dying her hair strawberry blonde. [US]
  • George Clooney confesses to keeping Stacy Keibler locked up in the basement. [US]
  • Giuliana Rancic says she's more religious following her battle with cancer. [People]
  • Word has it that Lindsay Lohan's next role will be playing Elizabeth Taylor on Lifetime. Discuss! [Vulture]

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I vote for Kate Winslet. Lindsay Lohan is a joke.