Deep Tan Required To Wear Michael Kors

Models walked on a boardwalk at Michael Kors. In case you didn’t get the picture — which was beachy, green (he was apparently very inspired by the environment and used hemp), and kinda Diane-Keaton-meets-Fire-Island — there were some hideous swimsuits!

Kors does his thing: as anyone who’s watched his Project Runway introduction, that’s “classic American sportswear” that sometimes goes high-glam, and sometimes goes frumpy. This show was no exception. The highlight? The surly old-woman looks he snuck in between Preppie Handbook and sunset cocktails on the deck.