Dear Maggie: I'm Too Mature To Be Dating American Girls At The Moment

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A while ago a very distant relative of a Jezebel sent us this Facebook message that reminded us why we try to avoid fucking hot guys in the fashion industry, and we're running it today in honor of all the gays out there laying waste to the fag-hag alliance with their indiscriminate fucking of women. This particular specimen is a male model whom Maggie, a college senior, hooked up with until she started to think of him less as a "fun bisexual" and more as an "angry misogynist gay." Still, being a fag hag, Maggie remained his pal, even sending him an affectionate message when she noticed he'd befriended "Millie", an rumored intern at Vogue, on Facebook. Postscript: the next time "James" saw Maggie, he was really "hurt" she wouldn't sleep with him.

that ho works for vogue, what a foolio, i met her hanging out with some american tourists, now i know why she was so interested in my modelling career. i mean she's cool but doesnt strike me as the type to work for a fashion magazine just in that i guess one has this image of the fashion industry where only people who look like models do it, i guess not thats cool though. maybe we're gonna hang out or something but i'm so much more into french girls than american ones at this point. i'm going on dates with two of them this week, this amazingly cool 26 year old parisian ophelie who translates and is a PHd candidate at paris VII and wants to move to tokyo, and the girl who i really have a crush on pascalyne who i met when i was acting in a shot film and she was working makeup, but she's so cool and beautiful seriously. anyway i'm doing really well, millie [redacted] is the least of it, hope you are too, later girl

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i mean she's cool but doesnt strike me as the type to work for a fashion magazine just in that i guess one has this image of the fashion industry where only people who look like models do it, i guess not thats cool though.

Well, if he can't find the shift key, at least he isn't superficial, right?

but i'm so much more into french girls than american ones at this point

Um. Maybe the language barrier is the only thing keeping him in business? I know so many guys (read: ex boyfriends) who would say things like this. What does that even fucking mean? I've struck out with too many American girls and now I'm going to prey on hopefully-more-oblivious-to-my-douchiness ones with cute accents?