Dear Gabe, I am not one of those people who hesitates when I am somewhat hungover and off my ADD medication to neglect personal hygiene in the effort to devote my full attention to the all the events unfolding across the internet, but that having been said, watching your new vlog was the dumbest reason I have ever had for leaking period blood all over a pair of fresh leggings. It is after the jump. [Videogum]
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A bit precious, but still cute.
But for the master of muffins that look like faces, you have to go to a Ross Noble bit from a few years ago: