Our last Crap Email From A Dude is a pretty good exhibit for why we don't put up with guys like the writer of this one. Well........that and the punctuation!!!!! In all seriousness, why is it all dudes who aren't gratuitously realpolitik about sex and relationships, are complete untrammeled desperate messes who act as if your love devotion is their unalienable right? Anyway, Pete met Diana on the internet, dated her for a few weeks, and she blew him off. Wonder why??? You won't after the jump!!!!! The best part is, Diana did not send this to us; Pete sent it to a friend to screen first, and it eventually made its way here! Because Pete had already shared it with his shrink, and she thought it was just Great! (Ha ha, great for keeping him in therapy for the rest of his life!!) (And that, friends, may be where the Scientologists have a point!!!)
Diana
I want you to understand how sorry I am for that comment I made about the gum and compared to how much I love you....it is like a grain of sand on an entire beach!!!
Baby.......I really miss you bad!!!! I find myself rolling around in bed every night wondering....if you feel the same??? I love you, I want us to be able to have children together, you are the best lover I have ever been with. All of the things that I said about you were real and are still real. When ....you said loved me? When you said...you wanted to have my children??? When you said..it was the best lovemaking in your life??? Were those real for you too? But to be honest all of those things are the passionate things that we shared..... I truly believe that there is way more than that!!! I think that we share way more than you give us credit for......I think that we both share the desire to have one connected long term relationship with someone we feel will be the best thing for both of us.....a real partner, someone who compliments, shares feelings ( good or bad), someone who is open minded, not rigid, someone who loves children, wants a family, wants to have a full enriched life. Diana I really think that we connect on all of these things and that there are some things that we need to work out so that we can have a fabulous relationship, maybe even something long term! I really find it hard to understand why you just want absolutely nothing to do with me after basically being connected at the hip for seven weeks straight!!?? If there really is something about me that you dislike that are afraid of hurting me if you tell me....PLEASE....tell me now...weather we ever get back together or not......so maybe I can fix it!! That's the thing Dionna that I am willing to do....I am willing to work on my faults....in an attempt to fix them so that I can have a ...happy ....loving...nurturing...lasting relationship!!!
We never did got the chance to even spend one whole day together...just discovering each other...learning.....about what makes each other tick...
I am trying to understand the reasons why you pushed away, or have lost the "feeling for me".
I really want to understand, even if you do not give me a second chance, so that I can understand myself better, and make these changes.
I've been soul searching, trying to understand what my mistakes may have been, so that I can correct them.
Here are the things that I have been able to come up with that may have caused you to pull back.
Sports, yes I like the Missouri Tigers, and I like watching the games, but Diana, I want to be perfectly clear, if the choice was, being with you or missing a basketball game....the choice would be you every time.
The looks I make, that you preceive as me thinking that you are stupid. I respect everything that you do, in the work arena, I respect your drive, I respect your intelligence, I respect your initiative to work on the flash cards, I respect the amount of time that you dedicate to your work. The looks that you have seen are not about me thinking that you are stupid.
Diana, I need you to understand that I think that you are a beautiful person inside and out...I love your eyes...I love your smile....I love your hips....You knew that....:> I just love you baby, and want to be with you...
I hope that you can find a place in your heart to give "US" a chance......
email me...call me.....I miss my baby!!!!!
Yours always!
Pete
DISCUSSION
If, after seven weeks of dating, you don't know how to spell your girlfriend's name, you deserve to be dumped.
Plus, what the fuck is up with his obsession with having children with her? He talks about that more than he does about wanting to be with her.
It's like he looks at her as breeding stock.
Almost like he's gay but wanting to have kids as a rock solid beard.