The first casualty of a Mitt Romney presidency? David Axelrod‚Äôs world famous Burt-Reynolds-mega-‚Äėstache. The Democratic advisor is so confident about Obama‚Äôs chances in Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Minnesota, Axelrod has promised that if the president loses any of those states, he will go on Morning Joe and shave off his ‚Äútreasured mustache‚ÄĚ (and, fun fact: BEST FRIEND).

But that’s not all:

Morning Joe host Joe Scarborough, a former Republican congressman from Florida, said he will grow a mustache if Obama carries either Florida or North Carolina.

Said Axelrod to Scarborough: ‚ÄúAfter the election you aren‚Äôt going to have that much to talk about so people can tune in every day and watch your mustache grow.‚ÄĚ

In his session with reporters, Axelrod expressed confidence about other swing states ‚ÄĒ but not to the point of risking any facial hair.

‚ÄúI can only bet my mustache once, but I‚Äôm very confident at the end of the day we‚Äôll win Virginia,‚ÄĚ he said.

See? That’s the problem with ho-hum business-as-usual politics these days: NOT ENOUGH MUSTACHE COMEDY. I’d like to add that, as far as ridiculous election-season gift bags go, I’d take the pelt of Axelrod’s lustrous hairy lip-worm over Donald Trump’s 5 million garbage-dollars any day.