Dakota Fanning Celebrates Adulthood With First Nude Scene

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Right around the moment Dakota Fanning made out with Kristen Stewart-as-Joan Jett in The Runaways, you may have realized that she's segued from her super-driven, super-child-actressy days (see: Amy Poehler's SNL sendup) to her eyeliner-skinny jeans-posing-for-Marc Jacobs-ads-going-to-Coachella period. But the Kote's grown-ass womanhood will be solidified when her coming-of-age drama Very Good Girls drops this year, featuring Fanning's first-ever onscreen nude scene. (And maybe the first time she has ever been naked, like, ever. How do we know?!)

She explained at Sundance this year, "Yeah, well, I've never done that before and I'm very newly allowed to do that. I was newly 18, so yeah, it was, it's kind of a sensitive thing, but it's a part of life."

But then, she did a rape scene in Hounddog at 12, so this must feel like going backwards? [MTV News]


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A vintage photograph of Arnold Schwarzenegger in flagrante (that means "fucking," for those of you who didn't go to clown college), was discovered in the storage locker of the deceased founder of Penthouse along with shots of Madonna and Lauren Hutton. YouPorn has offered $150,000 for the Governator's shot, plus (more improtantly), a letter that includes the phrase "Schwarzenegger's 'Schwanz.'" I will offer only this advice: don't shine a blacklight on those pictures because they'll probably look like a map of Hawaii. [TMZ]

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The Los Angeles judge unfortunate enough to be saddled with Lindsay Lohan, who deigned to show up for court after planning to skip it, showed her that mama don't take no mess. Her lawyer said that LiLo's upper respiratory infection—a result of New York's flu epidemic—made it unwise for her to fly.

"Glad to see you're feeling better," Sautner said a few minutes into the pretrial hearing for Lohan's misdemeanor car crash case. "Thank you," the actress replied.

Sautner then asked: "Is that a cold?"

"Yes," Heller replied. "In New York City, it's the flu."

"No it isn't," Sautner, a former New York City police detective, shot back. "I still have New Yorker in me. The flu is a whole different test."


In the court of phlegm, LiLo is out of order. Cue Law & Order gavel noise. [NYDN

Hey, remember those weird leather leggings that Lindsay Lohan designed a few years ago? She's suing another brand for using her trademarked name for the line, 6126 (representing Marilyn Monroe's birthday). [TMZ]


What even is her new tattoo? [Vh1]

Michael Lohan and Kate Major have a new baby to fuck up. [Us Weekly]

To whom Dina Lohan offers a not-so-heartfelt "congratufuckinglations." [TMZ]

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As if Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's mopy union was not already full of holes in the shape of Rupert Sanders' chino-clad penis, the 18-and-a-half hour distance between L.A. (where K-Stew is) and Adelaide, Australia (where R-Patz is) is proving a challenge to the couple. Attention me! cries Kristen.

"Robert is often starting his working day when Kristen is busy, and vice versa. And he's not the best at sending texts, or keeping in touch in the first place. Kristen is angry with him because she thinks he's not giving her enough attention – it's absolutely killing her. So, she's told him off and said she wants more messages, updates…. Anything…. so she doesn't feel forgotten about!"


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It sounds like the setup of a Comedy Central Roast joke, but Oprah strained her back while picking up a massive floral arrangement for her birthday sent by Tyler Perry. Derp. Blowjob punchline! Applause, please. [Page Six]

  • Michael Jackson's former doctor (and possible baby-daddy of Prince), Dr. Allen Metzger, is being sued by a female patient for sexual harassment. [TMZ]
  • Of the five Entemann's mini-cupcakes in One Direction, Selena Gomez said she would kiss Zayn Malik. [Extra TV]
  • Finally, finally, the Internet might be bored of Lady Gaga, according to a traffic study. [Accuracast]
  • Shiny-haired pregnant human Kate Middleton bought some yoga pants. [Us Weekly]
  • Meanwhile, her father-in-law Prince Charles took the subway ("the tube") for the first time in 27 years with Camilla Parker-Bowles for a laugh, which would have been VERY different in New York. "I say, is that a Churro I can buy from a shopping cart? Look at that homeless chap screaming about his genitals! Jolly good." [Page Six]
  • Charlize Theron might be in some Seth MacFarlane Western. [Vulture]
  • Bradley Cooper, who has played 135135 writers at this point for some reason, will play a true-crime writer in his next movie. [Vulture]
  • Kim Kardashian and Serena Williams had a girls' night out and Instagrammed it. Because if it's not on Instagram, it didn't happen. [Us Weekly]
  • Game of Thrones actor Jason Momoa stays in shape by having secks a lot. [TMZ]
  • The Four Seasons is inexplicably footing Justin Bieber's Ferrari repair bill after his ne'er do well friend Lil Twist caused $10,000 worth of damage to it. [TMZ]
  • After posting some comments about former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher on Twitter, Brendan Coyle (Mr. Bates of Downton Abbey), was taken to task by a fan who said the comments were "beneath him." His response: "Hard to know how to respond to that... but go f*** yourself feels about right." And: "You have no idea what is beneath me... p.s. go f*** yourself x". I think I know what's beneath him... Anna the maid! TAKE MY WIFE, PLEASE. [HuffPo]
  • Haaa, here is Simon Cowell's booster seat for his judging chair on Britain's Got Talent. [Daily Mail]
  • Zooey Deschanel spent some time in something called a "wine cave"/what dreams are made of. [People]
  • Nicki Minaj is fine with not getting nominated for a Grammy this year, um, sort of: "I think that the Grammys had a different reason, that I do not want to discuss ... and that's just between me and them." Hotay, Nicki. [USA Today]
  • Josh Groban and Katy Perry almost dated once, although he would not comment on "whether their tongues ever touched." (Journalism is so classy.) Also, he dated January Jones for two years, which I'd totally forgotten. [Gossip Cop]
  • OK, supposedly this isn't true, but Heidi Klum setting up blind dates for Sandra Bullock. Practical Magic! Look for one green eye and one blue eye! [Gossip Cop]
  • Supermodel Brooklyn Decker got glasses, is now the rom-com archetype of One Of Those Girls Who Would Be Soooo Pretty Without Her Glasses. [Page Six]
  • Sharon Stone and her 27-year-old boyfriend Martin Mica broke up. [Page Six]
  • Miley Cyrus caught a paparazzo on camera, parking in a handicapped spot. What a little sassafrass she is. [NYDN]

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I kind of can't believe all the media attention Kristen Stewart and vamp boy have been getting. Usually tabloids feed off the celebs who dig drama (whether they admit it or not) but K-Stew and R-Patz just seem so boring. And I mean that in a celebrity way, I bet they're fine regular people. She in particular seems uncomfortable with being in the spotlight. So I just don't get what the big STORY is, if you're not a 15 year old obsessed with sparkling skin and helpless female leads. Are there that many grown women that care about this couple?

P.S. This is not meant to be negative, I actually like Kristen. I just wonder why all the attention when she acts so non-celebby