Is this an ad for the Department of Health and Human Services? Perhaps the McCain campaign? No, it's our old friend Daily Candy, which now has a "kids" version of its Dallas edition. Surely Daily Candy will have many great products to help us to rear our broods in the coming recession — like a $160 ballerina costume! We are poking holes in all our condoms right now. Watch the full ad for maximum ovary stimulation.
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