Are you ugly? Well, Daily Candy thinks so, and they have the perfect thing for your disgusting mug. Introducing the Ugly Bag, a $2 paper bag with no eye holes that you wear over you face to mask your ugliness. Surely it will soon become the favorite gag gift of all of your passive-aggressive frenemies (like Daily Candy!). Don't ever say that the editors at Daily Candy don't have a sense of humor! (Well, just don't say they can successfully execute a joke post.) [Daily Candy]
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Fabulous. Created by the types of people who think it's a good idea to tell your friends they're fat.
*sigh* We are in Armageddon. And it is the last days.