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File this under outrageous: According to today's DailyCandy, even our assholes could stand to look a little younger and cuter! Explain the editors: "Van Morrison wrote the song 'Brown Eyed Girl' as an endearing ode to a former love. And while some will always argue that brown eyes are classic... it has come to our attention that it is no longer acceptable for your bunghole to be, well, brown." Really? Really! And DailyCandy has just the solution: a skin bleaching gel called BungGlow that imparts "a fresher, more youthful look," for just $50. As for the brown anuses of women of color, well, it seems that they're just shit outta luck. [Daily Candy: Everywhere]

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@BiscuitDoughJones: I kinda figured you were the exit only type when you said the best birth control in the world would be "surprise buttsecks." Made me laugh my (unbleached) ass off.