Oh no! It seems the Champagne bubble has burst. As if there's nothing to celebrate? Are we not alive? Are we not human? This is an unspeakable tragedy. Get out there and drink, people. Do it for the economy! [Economist]
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My husband makes the best bellinis EVUH by stirring together inexpensive Asti Spumante and peach sorbet. We drink Kir Royales and French 75s, too. I am all about affordable sparking wine from Trader Joe's.