Over the weekend we came across a story about a publishing-industry website called Lulu that offers failed authors the opportunity to get their rejection letters printed on toilet paper. Since the only more appropriate venue than our website for your crap emails from dudes is two-ply facial quality toilet paper streaked with ACTUAL CRAP, we're holding a contest for this month's best crap email. Please continue to send your crap to us; you may just find yourself the recipient of a roll of horribly overpriced novelty TP with your ex's missive on it, perfect for draping all over his favorite tree.

Rejection Letter Toilet Paper [Lulu]