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Courtney Stodden Made a Sex Tape. Pause For Lack of Reaction.

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In a move worthy of Charlie Kaufman, Doug Hutchison's newly non-child bride Courtney Stodden took a break from living in a sex tape just long enough to actually film a sex tape. Meta! It is a solo tape, filmed shortly after her 18th birthday, and, SORRY, it is totally private until she decides to sell it for more money than your parents' house.

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She warns: "Hackers, don't even go there cause you'll find nothing. I don't want to put any images in people's mind; I'm gonna leave it up to you guys to think what you want."

She's talking to YOU, Ryan Phillippe from Antitrust. [HuffPo; lede image via Twitter]

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My favourite is "I turned 18 in august, so you do the math". What the hell does that mean?! Okay, so you filmed it sometime after August.... math done.