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Count Sparkula Just Wants To Ride His Bicycle, He Wants To Ride His Bike

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[New York, July 2. Image via Getty.]

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You know, I would have the perfect gif to post in reply to this, only folks from Jezebel have been hotlinking my gifs and now my account is disabled until the 24th.

I just needed to get that off my chest.

As for the bicycle, there's really no better place to ride it than in The Netherlands. We even have bicycle sayings. Like, when you want to say that it's good to sleep with someone older, because they'll have more experience, we'll say "You best learn on an old bicycle." Oh yeah.