By contrast, check out Grey's pasa doble (which as we all know from Strictly Ballroom is a dangerous and passionate affair.) Whether or not you think Grey's a Johnny Castle-trained ringer, no one who sees the two can honestly give it to Bristol on the merits.

Even those of us who find this show a bit of a snooze will be tuning in tonight: if viewer votes put Palin over the top, it's gonna cause an outcry like we haven't seen since the 2000 elections. The only path to uncontroversial harmony is a victory by Disney standby Massey — the one true potential shocker.

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Bristol Palin Comes Up Last, Again, On "Dancing" [Reuters]


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