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Cosmo: Answers To Unasked Questions, Meanings For Meaningless Actions

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The July Cosmo: full of answers to burning questions like, "If I have many partners, will I become loose?" You know, questions that seem too random that they can't possibly be real. Oh, who cares...the joy is in the answers.

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So, will having many partners loosen you up? Cosmo's complete answer: "No." Well, at least we didn't get a lengthy made-up explanation for the made-up question. Although, we wish Cosmo's editors applied this kind of brevity to their other relationship articles, like "4 Signs He's Into You." According to their experts, if he's making fun of his friends in front of you, he's totally smitten and going to propose next week. Oh boy, this is the kind of advice that turns insignificant male actions into false hopes and unhealthy obsessions. Below find out what other useful tips the issue has for you:




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Just this weekend I was on a dive trip with some people, mostly guys. As tends to happen the conversation turned to sex. Somehow things started to be about anal and one guy said how he's had the few fingers up there that women do to show they are adventurous. And the guys were talking about how it is one of those things that women get out of a magazine but aren't necessarily appreciated. So I guess it isn't just us who thinks the advice is ridiculous.

Btw, has anyone ever heard of a guy hollowing out a cucumber and using that for ummm 'pleasure?'