Cory Monteith Is Catching a Plane in Terminal P(enis)

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In today's vaguely dick-themed Tweet Beat, Cory Monteith is stuck in a dong-shaped airport, James Deen advocates condom use, Dennis Miller is a total knob and Larry King introduces us to the perfect "bananna" fruit.

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onthecornerofparkerandwoolf
onthecornerofparkerandwoolf

Screw you, Dennis Miller. I bet Peter Dinklage would be awesome at basketball, and even if he wasn't, he'd be witty, gracious, and charming about it. Signed, someone who really, really wants Peter Dinklage to return to 30 Rock, and also really, really likes Game of Thrones. And now, officially hates Dennis Miller.