Cool Grandpa Builds Snowman From Frozen for Grandson

A man in Wisconsin built a replica of Olaf the Snowman from Frozen for his grandson, because he is living in a Garrison Keillor novel or something.

Ralph Dixon of Schofield told WAOW he built the snowman for his grandson, and spent several weeks working on it. (Who knew this was such a time consuming process?) “Oh [my grandson will] be surprised,” he said. “He was expecting me to build just a regular snowman. I told him today at church that [the snowman is] just a little bit taller than you are.”

I know you are probably sitting there reading this and trying to stick to your “Frozen, ugh, we’re not into Disney’s corporate bullshit in this family ::eyeroll::” stance. But really, deep down inside you want to bring a Disney movie to life for your kid and watch him or her freak the hell out when they see it. We understand. We do too. It’s the holidays, after all.