Cooch Puppet Stars in Brian McKnight's Video for His Instructional Pussy Song

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A few weeks ago, Brian McKnight posted a song to his YouTube account, sung in his typical R&B, adult contemporary, slow jam style, except with incredibly explicit lyrics about female ejaculation. "Let me show you how your pussy works / Betcha didn't know that it could squirt / I have lots of things to show you / If you're ready to learn." It was hilarious, but his Twitter followers were outraged, so he removed the song.

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Thankfully the people at Funny or Die got the joke and worked with McKnight to create a video for the song, now titled "If UR Ready to Learn (How Your Pussy Works)." It advocates vibrators and there's a singing vagina puppet. Basically it's perfect.


How Your P*ssy Works [Funny or Die]

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You know, I can see where some people might find this giggle-worthy.

But I can't help but get a really arrogant vibe from it. Like we don't understand our own sexuality without a man "teaching" us or unlocking it for us.

And I have to say this - I don't know many men who have a clue how a pussy actually works. So...yeah.