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Convention On A Stick

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Not to scare anyone, but I'll be back shortly after 8:00 ET to liveblog tonight's Republican Convention speeches, which include takes on Republicanism from Mel Martinez, Tim Pawlenty, "Snowflake" Brownback, the inventor of color-coded fear Tom Ridge and their main man, John McCain. Feel free to use this thread as an open forum until I get back. I know there's beer around here somewhere, and I'm going to find it.


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After last night's drunken rage fest, I couldn't move to go to work this morning. Tonight I can't watch any more lying bullshit or I will probably end up in a pickled coma.

I am sticking to tennis. Safer, saner and far sexier.

Have fun, folks!