Conspiracy Theorist Inmate Sues Jay and Bey Over Stolen Lyrics

We’re all pretty aware by now that Jay Z, Beyoncé, and others of the elite celebrity ilk are all members of the Illuminati, responsible for shit including but not limited to the French Revolution, the assassination of JFK, and the KFC DoubleDown (probably). But according to a new lawsuit, they are also thieves working with various departments of the US government to steal the lyrics of their songs from criminals.

Richard Jose Dupree Jr., an inmate at California State Prison, Corcoran, is filing an ambitious $2.4 billion (with a ‘b’) lawsuit against Jay Z and Beyoncé accusing them and other stars of spying on him with satellites and lifting his lyrics. Re-tox reports:

Dupree claims Jay Z and Beyonce have been working with law enforcement for the last 3-4 years (including CIA, FBI, and Homeland Security) to spy on him via satellites in order to steal his lyrics. Really. He alleges Chris Brown, Rihanna, and Kanye West conspired with them to commit the crimes.

According to his lawsuit, Dupree believes Jay and the rest extracted roughly 3,000 songs from him via satellites and in the process “robbed [him] for hundreds of millions, even billions, in the satellite organization.”

But this isn’t exactly new behavior. In fact this suit is just another in a long line of cases Dupree has filed against various celebrities. The Daily Dot points out that nearly three years ago, he filed a lawsuit against the US Copyright Office:

In June 2011, he sued the United States Copyright Office for “price discrimination,” claiming that his prisoner status left him unable to copyright his lyrics and, “as a result, plaintiff’s lyrics have been stolen by established music artists, effectively “block[ing] [plaintiff] out of the ‘free trade’ market.”

Also in 2011, Dupree filed a lawsuit against Jim Scott, a Kern County television anchor for “extracting” sexual favors from a meteorologist who Dupree claimed to be his future wife. In 2012, Dupree filed a suit alleging Magic Johnson violated his First, Fourth, and Fourteenth Amendment rights. Dupree has filed suits against, Julie Chen, CBS, International Telecommunications Satellite Organization, and Chilean TV personality Don Francisco, among others.

Dupree may have struck a pop culture chord by going after the definitely real New World Order, but at the same time, his extensive legal adventures clearly indicate mental illness, a huge vulnerability in the prison system. And while I wouldn’t exactly put this shit past Jay and the notorious cover-er of one eye (real Illuminati shit) Bey, I also really hope someone with the proper resources can connect Dupree with the help he needs.