Congratulations, Lee Sang-Hwa! The South Korean speed skater broke her own world record in the 500 meter "for the third time in eight days!" That amazing! I figured out how get my DVR to record three shows at once. So there's that.
...now, please tell me that Jezebel will be one of the few media outlets that won't post Olympic spoilers? It's a huge pain in the ass not knowing WTF is going on in the world because websites insist on posting results in headlines. How hard would it be for them to post a headline like "Complete results here" instead?