Coney Island Is Rationing Toilet Paper

In a hard-hitting expose, the New York Post reveals squares of toilet paper are being doled out by bathroom attendants at the Coney Island boardwalk:

The Post witnessed stone-faced Parks Department employees leave toilet-paper dispensers empty last week and instead force astonished female beachgoers to form “ration lines” in the bathrooms.

The rationing isn’t going on in men’s rooms — guys are being forced to make do with no toilet paper. A Parks Department rep says they’re swimming in TP, adding, “There’s no need to ration, and we’ll make certain our staff does not do so.”