A transphobic rap video made by a “concerned” Canadian mom in response to Alberta’s push for all-gender inclusive bathrooms has proven a now undeniable truth—that people will probably do things equally as idiotic as their viewpoints. Blessedly, this is what the Internet was made for.


The YouTube vid features the mom-in-question performing her verbal attack on both trans folks and my ears, in what appears to be the saddest and emptiest karaoke room in all of America’s Top Hat.

Would you like to read some of the lyrics? I think you’d like to read some of the lyrics.

“Listen, listen, to what I say.

The animal kingdom is smarter this way.

The animals, oh, they lead with more guile.

Their offspring keep their gender in the wild.

If we can’t address male and female.

We’ve lost our purpose, in life we fail.

If our children lose their identity,

This will be sad for our future, you see.

My heart goes to the fatherless and abused,

And I guess that’s why we have some confused.

I am concerned, mother of three.

Keep male and female washrooms where our children can PEE!

This is just fender bender.

All over sex and gender.

Why make reality skewed.

And create identity confused.”

Question though: which chapter in the Old Testament states that “the animals, oh, they lead with more guile/their offspring keep their gender in the wild”? And where do these animals keep their gender, exactly? Does this gender that the animals keep hibernate during winter or migrate? So many questions.


Contact the author at jamie.reich@jezebel.com.

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