Compare And Contrast: This Hilarious 1979 Victoria's Secret Catalog vs. Victoria's Secret Today

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A Victoria's Secret catalog from 1979 has resurfaced. And it has a lot to offer us that we don't get so often from the modern-day VS we all know and love: apparently natural breasts, visible nipples, and an absence of cutesy pink shit. Let's take a look.

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The sheer free-boobiness of it all is certainly one thrilling departure from contemporary lingerie norms. Although I feel bad for the model with the biggest rack, who throughout the catalog has to pour her assets into a series of barely-supportive triangle bras. Also, who are these women? Where are they now? I wonder how they feel about the photos from a catalog they did 30 years ago going viral.

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Most of all, it's nice to be able to see the texture of people's skin. I have no doubt that these images were retouched — with darkroom techniques and perhaps airbrushing, and not (obviously) the digital methods of today — but because retouching was so time-consuming back in the olden days, it was used more sparingly. Most decisions that affected the look of the final image were done in-camera, through lens selection, the use of filters, and lighting decisions. Nowadays every stray hair can be zapped and every mere bulge can be liquified with a few clicks. The women in this catalog may have been retouched, but in doing so at least they weren't made to look like latex-skinned cyborgs.

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Did someone say Photoshop? Contrast the '79 catalog with the hyper-stylized, twisty-turny-posy, extensively digitally smoothed and corrected and finessed Victoria's Secret ads and catalogs of today.

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Dodai says sometimes Victoria's Secret models' bodies are so affected by the contortions of posing and Photoshop that to her they look like they're being tortured on a medieval rack.

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The way Victoria's Secret shoots its bras now, the boobies always look like they're fighting.

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The three ladies in the 1979 catalog are depicted lounging around in a (truly breathtakingly decorated) suburban home, performing common lady-like activities. Such as talking on the telephone.

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Doing needlework.

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Admiring themselves.

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Receiving and responding to assorted correspondence from paramours (an activity which is always best performed by committee, as anyone who's ever given an editorial glance to a girlfriend's text message knows).

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And drinking. The more things change, I guess.

1979 Victoria's Secret Catalog [Retrospace]

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DISCUSSION

Can we talk about the fact that all of the women's nipples are view-able in the 1979 version, but any appearance of such in the newer versions has been airbrushed out. Does this strike anyone else as odd?