Apparently some people seek heavenly guidance on which flipper to jam in their four-year-old pageant contestant's mouth. SorciaMacnasty says:
What would Jesus do?
Jesus would NAIL the talent competition, that's what he would do.
Water to wine? My favorite talent ever!
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