We were feeling sad about the asshole millionaire who killed a guy and then adopted his girlfriend so she could ensure his fortune didn't go to his victim's family. But then rachel723 came along and cheered us with an updated take on the classic Annie tune "Tomorrow":

Ah, millionaires adopting unlikely people, a classic tale!

I killed a guy
while drunken!
Gonna give my bottom dollar
to my girlfriend!
Not to him!

When you're stuck with a case
thats sad, and gloomy!
Just adopt a lady
as your baby
and sayyyyyy

I'll cheat you
out of Money!
Oops your son died and
I'm an asshole!
I was drunk!
So drunken!
So drunken!
Not sorry that I killed him
while I was drunk
It doesn't count!


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