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Comment of the Day: Sex and Chocolate Band Name Edition

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It may be sex versus chocolate in the actual March Madness matchup, but, as skimbleshanx so brilliantly realized, if you combine various kinds of sex and chocolate, you get some pretty magnificent band names. Here is what skimbleshanx got the party started with:

Wow, any of these final matchups would make a TERRIFIC band name.


And here are some of the band names this inspired:


I prefer Cowgirl Souffle.
It would be a southern all-girl punk band.


Chocolate Bunny in Public.
Hipster band. That's why their name makes no sense.

I'm Ron Burgundy?:

Rimjob Drugstore

Hotpants McGee:

Drugstore Rimjob certainly sounds like a really bad metal band.


Missionary Pudding's pretty mainstream.


Anal Pudding, The official band of the Rick Santorum 2012 campaign.


I was thinking the same thing about Anal Milkshake...

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