In her 1974 letter, Michele Bachmann wrote that she felt "stupid next to" her two bilingual friends. Zombie Cucumber has thought of another scenario in which this observation might be appropriate:
"I feel stupid next to both of you."
In fairness, she could say that while standing between a couple of cinder blocks and still be right.
Bonus: in response to the news that single people may have shorter lives, electric gravy boat gives us this reminder of our mortality:
I've pointed this out before, but did you know that everyone who wore shoes in 1820 is dead?
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