Prestocaro recognizes that with the decline of print papers, puppies can no longer count on the Chronicle to line their pages. Here's their obvious solution:

Or you could just hold the puppy over the toilet when it communicates to you that it needs to go.

Duh! If they need volunteers to sleep overnight with the puppies to make sure they don't have any accidents, I volunteer.

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