Comment Of The Day: Charlie Sheen Is Hazardous To Your Health

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Charlie Sheen is already putting his own life in danger, but now he's taken things too far by harming one of our dear readers.

Here are J'accagan's final words on the matter:

Charlie Sheen offering Lindsay Lohan impulse control advice is like- *head explodes*

(A few hours later)

COP: Jesus, what a mess.

CORONER: Yeah, we see this a lot.

COP: What the hell happened?

CORONER: Metaphail.

COP: Come again?

CORONER: His head was filled with so many possible metaphors at the same time, it exploded.

COP: Any idea what set him off?

CORONER: Blog post. Apparently Charlie Sheen was giving Lindsay Lohan impulse control advice.

COP: Well that's like...That's like...A dog...Giving a...Cat...A...Broccoli...

CORONER: Oh, God.

COP: AJNJDANJFJSFNJFAKDK

CORONER: CALL A BUS! HE'S ABOUT TO POP!

COP: *head explodes*

(CORONER FALLS TO HIS KNEES, WAVES FIST)

CORONER: SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN...!

[fin]

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Commenting on this site has completely died off, there's not a single comment on the posts above this one. The format change seems to have been a monumental failure. I assumed slowly people would start posting again but if anything it seems to be petering off entirely. It's sad, this site used to have the best commenting culture. It looks like I shall have to up and move elsewhere.